My masochistic side has been jabbing at me, so I headed over to the One Piece section on FFN.

I found this.

World at War.

Summary: WWII. The straw hats are on a mission that might just end this war but might just kill them all. Are they up to the challenge? LuNa and ZoRo. CHAP 2 IS UP!

( Holy cow, this is LONG. D= )

Title: One Piece: Are World

Summary: ARE WORLD.YOU give ideas for people,fruit,nakama,enemies,and more.Pirate king luffy and his queen is nami. Will YOU join me and help me become the next king? Review for all the ideas given in the first sentence.I must be king because of this strawhat.

Me: *facepalm*

Hey all, Astrid back here again, with another insanely bad fic that the lovely amethyst turtle has found: Star Force ( Read more... )

One of these days, I'll do something not One Piece related. One day... but not today. XP

HUGE THANKS FOREVER to gahocleric for the spiffy icon. ^^

And now, to the most awkward fic I have read in awhile, entitled, One Piece: The Talk.

Summary: Robin's been wondering if Anzu,the youngest of the crew,everhad 'the talk'.Now she and Nami are going to tell ( Read more... )

Oh, One Piece fandom... Why do you insist on trying to outdo the bizarreness of the source material?

The Straw hats arrived at Jaya to gather supplies, Luffy and Zoro had their snack then they collapsed, then woke up as Women. FemLuffy, FemZoro FemmeFatale Rated M for Violence and Language
( Ah, I see! So It's a mystery snacktime! )

I should have known from the summary that it would be dumb to click. I clicked anyway. Was pleasantly surprised that the spelling was correct, mostly.

That's where the surprise ended.

Sporks in bold.

( I might also take this moment to point out the serious lack of Robin. Why do Suethor's hate her so? They must be insecure; nothing they can come up with can match the amount of canon Robin angst... )

Oh boy, a new beginning! That can only mean that this fic is chock full of original ideas and characters, right?
( Warning: You may start seeing double )

Once again I find myself reading badfic here, and found someone that searched their character's name in the pit. Rather amused by what they found, I thought I'd see what came up with Ringmaster. I really wish I hadn't...

( It never gets better. )

I decide to search FF.net for the word 'cookie.' Partially because I was flipping through my textbook, and partially because I'm hungry.

( I can already tell this is not going to be pretty. )

Just came across this summary on the Pit:

Nami got Zoro and Sanji to shopping. When they lost into die side of the town, they was surprised by a fallen boy. But then, the boy got amnesia.

... I honestly don't know what this summary is trying to tell me.